December 2010
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Oh, Maker, tell me: Did you know this love would...
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It's so hard for me now, but I'll make it somehow....
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I am in love with Bill Hader. His impression of Julian Assange is so funny I am going to die.
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You can’t over dry. It’s like you can’t over die. Once you...
– Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
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On Low-Carb Diets
avateau:
Drew: “Goodbye, Chinese Rice. Oh, don’t cry! You’ll rust so dreadfully! Here’s your oil can.”
Chinese Rice: “Now I know I’ve got a heart ‘cause it’s breaking…”
Drew: “Goodbye, White Bread. I know it isn’t right, but I’m going to miss the way you used to holler for help before you found your courage.”
White Bread: “I never would’ve found it if it hadn’t been for you…”
Drew: [to...
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Uh. The cat next to me smells weird.
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