January 2010
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December 2009
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Mistake
I found a really pretty bead next to my laptop. For some reason, I put it in my mouth. Listen, we all do weird impulsive things like that. No one ever admits to it, though. I am sure I am not the only who has done such a thing. I am not ashamed. However, this was not a bead. It was a pill. It was filled with some weird liquid. Pretty disgusting. Moral of the story is, perhaps I should stop being...
Dec 29th
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Dec 26th
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Kickass Scarf →
Dec 26th
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I Wish it Was Christmas Today →
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan. GOLD!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
“Why the hell is she wearing sunglasses right now? It’s 6pm! Excuse me, why are...”
– My grandmother to the woman sitting at the next table over. She followed this up by putting a packet of Sweet N Low into a mug of hot chocolate. (via classicistmike)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Jersey Shore's Snookie on Weekend Update →
I have never seen Jersey Shore, but I am guessing Bobby Moyniham is doing a pretty accurate portrayal of Snookie. This is HILARIOUS.
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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The Most Ridiculous Thing Ever
My good friend and the best teacher I have ever had, Mr. Clubbs, invited me to “help” with finals in his classroom today. I was flattered he asked. It was monologue work. I was to be in his class at 9:35. Well, I woke up at 9:45 and showed up around 9:52. I was told the office would know of my arrival and to go there first. I run into the office and I see the secretaries. Really,...
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